George on McClure's

Katy Pickles,
Thanks for misquoting me. What I really said is "These things will make me fart at work!"
Anyway I held on to those pickles for a few days because I knew that once I opened the lid I wouldn't be able to stop. And that's exactly what happened.
I ate the whole damn jar of pickles. Maybe I left one but I don't think so. All that was left was the fixings and I plan to make a bloody Mary with that this weekend.
I do plan to buy a shit load at the pickle fair if I can pry them out of your grubby paws. I'll bring a taser gun just in case you won't give 'em up.
George